Happy birthday, Scott!
On vacation I was on a mission. I wanted to get a new hat. The last time I got a new one was... well the last time I went to Disneyland. There was an Oregon Ducks hat at Meadow Lakes that I liked, but the next time I went back it was gone. And since then I haven't seen one like it. I am extremely picky about hats. I don't wear them often, but when I do it has to be "just right".
So I looked and I looked. I must have looked at every shop that sold hats in Disneyland and the California Adventure. But I couldn't find anything that had that "just right" factor. I did find one I liked - brown with orange and red Mickey's, and some cool stitching on the bill. But it was a one size fits all pro-back (non-adjustable) and it was waaay too big.
So I bought this shirt for Scott instead:
Yeup. Old guys rule. QED so do you. Happy birthday!